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Yo RP, I know it’s your birthday today so I thought I’ll bring you some ‘good’ news, maaaan.

Yer recall what I wrote about the Third Front and if somehow, the whole bandwagon of 61 MPs from MCA, MIC, Gerakan, PBB, SUPP, SPDP, PRS, UPKO, PBS, SAPP, PBRS and LDP leaves UMNO alone in BN, that will make UMNO with 79 seats in parliament a minority government.

Yessiree, I can see yer salivating at the idea more than AI would coz UMNO would be shaking in their leather sandals everytime there’s a dewan rakyat sitting, bro. With the Budget debate due in mid-October, AAB.. oops.. NTR will face off with 61 plus 81(+1 funny fler from Kelate) and if there’s a successful motion of no confidence on the Budget proposal, there might have to be a snap election lah!

Or the big guy at the Istana may just change the PM if he decides a majority confidence is more paramount than having another GE.

And considering 61+81(+maybe one more) is bigger than UMNO’s 79, who do you think will be PM?

AAB has gone lame ducky while NTR can’t get more than 79+1, hence AI might just get his wish, won’t it.

That is, if AI is prepared to concede that the Third Front can be to his advantage after all if he can’t get the froggies to jump directly into PR. Well, ermmm.. its a little more complicated coz I also think AI may have to re-assure these Thirdies that whatever portfolios already in their hands must remain unchanged for the TF/PR unity government to work amicably together. Hey, its quid pro quo and besides, when UMNO have to walk over and sit on the opposition chairs, all their juicy fat portfolios will go to…. ahhh.. yer get my drift.

Yeah, I realise its slow in coming.. we know SAPP’s 2 seats are out of BN.. but hey, UPKO’s 4 is seriously looking at the same option coz they are pissed off with wannabee Judgy Dreddy for making one of their elderly bumiputra folk become a non-citizen just because she lost her mykad last year. Geez, this clown gotta be shitting in his pants when he realises that Homey’s a hot seat and his weekly gaffes can scuttle BN’s 51 year history.

Kinda karma karmelic, don’t you think for this to happen to that bloke who put you in your current abode.

And there’s more.., bro. The other big guy in Perak took a shot at Browny Baldy too. Not sure if any BN MPs are agitated with that case but what the heck, we’ll spin it left, right and center on the blogs and get em to join TF anywayz.

Ok, Ok, I know you hate long story-telling tales unless you’re the one doing it yerself.

The main point is.. with AI as PM, yer got one foot out of there, man. And when yer get yer other foot out too, a leisurely stroll to the nearest mamak stall is a cinch.

Errr… hang on, will that shorty lawyer of yours be quick on the habis kopek or whatever? Yer see he tends to write rather long postings on his blog but I presume he’ll note the urgency in your case. Especially when yer wifey can sort of hover around his back, looking at proceedings.

So that’s it, bro.

Btw how young are you today? Could never figure it out when I’m hanging around with yer and it ain’t my thing to ask a guy anywayz. Young babes, now that’s different but you’ve already seen my sinister moves, haven’t yer.

Oh yeah, the farmer and that other guy who puffs smoke into other people’s eyes sez “Hellloooooo”.

P.S. If yer reading this message in black & white printed on paper coz yer Mrs can’t bring a laptop into your room coz them SBs won’t allow it, try color marking the links. Some geek told me that might work. Cheerio and smile alwayz. The Flame is burning bright on our side, just for you. And the other 63 OKTs, of course.

P.P.S. It’s Yappy coz TK called it dog food when she was inside while you said something else, and PAPPY BIRTHDAY sounds so gayish mah!

From The Nutgraph – 24th September ’08 (Original & full article here).


By Wong Chin Huat

“We need to make ourselves relevant,” says Umno’s Muhyiddin on 23 Sept ’08.

Minister of international trade and industry Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin says Umno needs to reform or it, and by extension the Barisan Nasional (BN), may perish by 2013.

He is spot on, but what kind of reforms does Umno need to undertake? What has gone wrong with Umno and the BN?

For people like Muhyiddin, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and most critics of prime minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the problem is the individual in power. Change the person in charge, and the party will rejuvenate. Nothing can be changed without a change in leadership first.

This writer begs to differ.

The electoral one-party state that Umno has built and defended virtually since Independence is the disease, the leadership only its symptom.

The perils of an electoral one-party state, part one:

The one-party state was built on the false premise that this multiethnic nation can ill afford political competition, or “politicking” as Tun Abdul Razak Hussein, the late founder of the BN, liked to call it.

Fleshing out the BN’s discourse on communal unity and power-sharing, its ideal Malaysia is one where every community unites to support the respective BN component party that claims to reciprocate support for the community, i.e. Malays support Umno, ethno-nationalist Chinese support the MCA, ethno-nationalist Indians support the MIC, “multiracialist” Chinese and Indians support Gerakan or the People’s Progressive Party (PPP), and East Malaysian communities support their respective parties.

In such an ideal world, in the virtual absence of opposition parties, contestation of ethnic interests takes place within the grand coalition.

How is intra-party negotiation àla the BN superior to open and free inter-party competition?

The short answer — power sharing. There will be winners and losers in inter-party competition, whereas within the BN there are only bigger and smaller winners.

Even if the junior partners do not get much in policy concessions, they can count on some perks such as ministership, senatorship, local councilorship, government projects, licences, permits, scholarships and low-cost housing projects to be distributed among party leaders and members.

Similarly, to keep the winners playing this game of power sharing, their gains — both in policy and perks — must be greater than the costs of having an open competition.

Hence, a reminder: the centrality of political and economical patronage is clearly the antithesis to transparency and accountability.

The perils of an electoral one-party state, part two:
Perpetuation of ethnic politics

Theoretically, the more successful a component party is in an election, the greater bargaining power it will have within the government.

Hence, elections are turned into a race among component parties in a coalition to mobilise popular support for the regime.

At first glance, the mechanism looks perfect because any component party’s success will increase the legitimacy of the regime.

The catch is: what’s in it for the electorate to play along in this game? The answer would have to be the latent threat of other BN component parties and the ethnic communities they represent.

In other words, the reasoning is that Umno/Malays must remain a threat to the Chinese for the latter to vote MCA, and conversely the MCA/Chinese too must remain a threat to the Malays for them to vote Umno.

(This was why then-Bukit Bendera Umno chief Datuk Ahmad Ismail was so furious that the Chinese press reported on him calling the non-Malays “squatters” and “immigrants”. His remarks, to him, were exclusively catered to the Malay constituents.)

If the BN parties treated all Malaysians as equals, there would be no fear factor that would drive voters to choose them.

The raising of the keris raised the fears of non-Malays. And because the BN parties are trapped in this intra-coalition zero-sum game, their intra-party competition also rewards, and produces, ethnic champions.

(This explains why Umno Youth chief Datuk Hishamuddin Hussein needed to raise his keris for three consecutive years despite representing a parliamentary constituency with a 51% non-Malay composition.)

The perils of an electoral one-party state, part three:
Suppression of freedoms

Given its internal contradictions, the electoral one-party state that is built on patronage and mistrust is simply untenable in the long run.

It is extremely vulnerable during economic hardship since patronage will be short in supply. This explains Umno’s two schisms that followed the economic recession in the mid-1980s and the financial crisis in the late 1990s.

Besides the flawed electoral system and processes which denied the opposition a hopeful future, the electoral one-party state was saved thus far mainly through suppression of civil and political liberties and the taming of the judiciary.

If only Malaysians were allowed to think freely, non-ethnic cleavages — economic left, centre or right, pro-business or pro-environment, moral conservative or liberal — would have developed much more successfully to fragment watertight constructions of ethnic identity and paved the way for multiethnic politics.

But why do we take the suppression of our freedoms lying down?


The coercion by the state is widely seen as a lesser evil compared to the eruption of ethnic riots. It is no coincidence that the 13 May riots preceded the formation of the BN which then rejuvenated the electoral one-party state.

In this sense, it is sad that the Ahmad Ismail saga may have provided the pretext for more regulations on thought and speech.

How Abdullah has wronged Umno

Abdullah did not build the electoral one-party state. He merely inherited it from Dr Mahathir, who expanded it and made it more authoritarian during his 22-year reign.

In fact, Abdullah won the 2004 elections by a landslide because many believed he would open up the system. He was a pragmatic alternative to Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim when the latter was languishing in prison.

However, many Umno leaders today blame Abdullah for being too soft on the opposition and civil society. The truth is, if he was not seen as Umno/BN’s answer to Anwar, he could not possibly have won 64% of the popular vote and a 91% parliamentary majority.

If Mahathir had chosen to stay on or had picked Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak in 2004, the political tsunami might have happened even then.

With the maturing of its citizenry (thanks ironically to Dr Mahathir’s authoritarian rule), the advancement of technology and the pressures of globalisation, Umno’s electoral one-party state has simply outlived its shelf life after the turn of the millennium.

It is time to transform Umno into a competitive party, which will likely prolong its rule for perhaps another 10 years.

Will Abdullah be a victorious reformer like Taiwan’s Lee Teng-hui, or an unwitting failure like the Soviet Union’s Mikhail Gorbachev or Indonesia’s BJ Habibie? If Abdullah had courageously used his 2004 landslide victory to reform Umno, he could have been a Lee Teng-hui rather than a Mikhail Gorbachev or a BJ Habibie, whom some in his inner circle worry he has become.

In a way, Lee was luckier than Abdullah as his farsighted boss Chiang Ching Kuo had kick-started Taiwan’s democratisation process before passing the baton in 1988. But it was Lee who went on to introduce direct presidential elections in 1992 and won the next two terms to extend the Kuomintang party’s rule by eight years.

Abdullah, however, has not reined in his party warlords to reform the system.

The backlash on the Lingam tape, electoral corruption and marginalisation of ethnic Indians, all of which led to a resurrection of the opposition after the Ijok by-election and eventually the perfect storm on 8 March — this was the price Abdullah had to pay for doing nothing.

Abdullah was a failed reformist. And this is how he wronged his party. But was there anyone more reformist than him at the time when he came to power?

The inconvenient truth

Umno indeed needs to reform now, but perhaps not for the reason Muhyiddin has in mind — which is to win the next elections and survive.

Rather, Umno needs to reform in order to survive after losing the next polls.

Because it is almost impossible for Umno/BN to win the next elections, whether they are held next month, next year, or in 2013. Non-Malay voters will not go back to the BN. Neither will East Malaysians. And can you expect Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) and PAS to lose their grip on their share of Malay votes?

The inconvenient truth for Umno/BN is that it should prepare to survive as a credible opposition after the next election so that it may make a comeback, perhaps in 2018.

Like a strong castle that is hard to conquer but easy to defend, its electoral one-party state — built on patronage, ethnic politics, and suppression of freedoms — will work against it once the castle falls into the hands of the Pakatan Rakyat. It’s better to dismantle the fortress sooner rather than later.

Am I crazy to call on Umno to embark on democratisation? No, because losers always need and cherish democracy more than winners. The challenge is: How do you get a party that sees governing power as its birthright, to admit the inconvenient truth?


UMNO have had two supreme council meetings in less than 10 days since 18th September ’08 (which is a record of sorts) ostensibly, to thrash out the fine print of the power transition plan between AAB and NTR due to an increasingly vociferous support for an earlier time-frame than the previously agreed June 2010.

AAB have now given the indication that he is prepared to pave the way for NTR to assume the premiership by March ’09 while the UMNO general assembly scheduled for December this year is postponed to the same period. Strangely, I find three anomalies with this decision:

1) The UMNO divisional meetings remain unchanged beginning 9th Oct ’08 which will therefore precede the UMNO GA by six months.

Will nominations by the division heads (191 divisions) remain unchallenged during the prolonged run-up or will convention set in motion further lobbying between opposing factions leading to unwarranted sabotaging? There are already signs of this happening now PRIOR to the division meetings and by the same token, it will not cease thereafter.

If it happens, will the UMNO constitution be tweaked yet again to accommodate ‘afterthoughts’?

2) Why is AAB adamant in staying as UMNO president until the elections in March ’09 if he is prepared to step down?

TDM gave way to him in 2003 to prepare for the 2004 GE hence if AAB was truly concerned about UMNO, he should honorably act likewise for NTR. His number two could then immediately consolidate or persuade the various factions to re-unite under the UMNO banner in order to face challenges from Pakatan Rakyat.

If so, why then defer the December program (which is opposed by TRH) since the pre-amble events are still in place? Are there ‘deep-pocket’ warlords within UMNO who are the real power brokers therefore the de-facto leaders instead of the anointed duo?

And perhaps, the UMNO akar umbi were never a consideration amongst most of the supreme council members. Because somewhere along the way, the muzakarah culture pre-ordained to the malay largese was unceremoniously discarded.

3) Despite all these animated UMNO gesticulations, it has become inherently crystal-clear that the other BN component parties are left on the sidewalk, watching events beyond their control unfold in the main ballroom. None of them were consulted nor advised in the famous spirit of Barisan Nasional consensus building.

Simply put, this is ketuanan melayu in its purest and unadulterated form.

Perhaps, Chin Huat’s observation is relevantly accurate.

Democratisation is in fact an inconvenient truth for UMNO.

And because it is so, can the Third Front become an alluring reality for the rest of BN?

September 2008


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